not even sure why we're writing all of these yo mama jokes. If you ask us, they're kind of old, cheap, and overused. JUST LIKE YO MAMA!... NOW ITS TIME FOR Best "Yo Mama" Jokes


Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

Yo mama's cooking is so nasty, the house flies got together to fix the hole in the window screen.

Yo mama's so depressing, blues singers come to visit her when they've got writer's block.

Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.

Yo mama is so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.

Yo mama's so classless, she's a Marxist utopia.

Yo momma is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Yo mama's so lazy, she has a stay-at-home job and still is late to work.

Yo momma so old, her Social Security number is one.